30 Things Admissions Never Told You About College...

1. Quarters are like gold.
2. Going to the mailbox was never an ego booster/breaker before.
3. You will begin to nap again.
4. E-mail becomes your second language...AIM becomes your first.
5. You never realized so many people were smarter than you.
6. Your bookstore bill will almost equal tuition.
7. Western Europe could be wiped out by a horrible plague and you wouldn't know, but you can recite last week's re-run of the Simpson's verbatim.
8. You will never rent more movies in your life.
9. No one is too old for video games.
10. Care packages are right up there with birthdays.
11. Campus is only clean for family weekend and freshman orientation.
12. It never sucked so much to get sick.
13. Nothing you want to register for will be open.
14. Beware of the freshman 15!!!
15. Classes...the later the better.
16. Asleep by 2:30am is an early night.
17. Cereal makes a meal any time of the day.
18. New additions to food groups: coke, ramen, and pizza.
19. ATM's are the devils advocate. ATM=Another Twenty Missing.
20. Duct tape heals all wounds.
21. Keys have enver been so important, yet you seem to lose them even more.
22. You realize college is the ideal lifestyle, except for those pesky classes.
23. Procrastination is an art form.
24. The only time you dress up is when your jeans are dirty.
25. You'll eat anything that's free.
26. College basketball is the coolest thing on the planet.
27. You are never alone.
28. SNOOD is more addicting than pot. (DAMN YOU WARNER!)
29. Instant messenger becomes an addiction.
30. Dishes smell after days of piling up.