Dr. Sturman: "What I want you to listen for is the strong second beat of..."
Scott Matlick: "My foot in your ass."
Wes's Advice on Guys:
Wes: is he a male?
Rachel: i'm pretty sure he is
Wes: is he a trombone player?
Rachel: yeah
Wes: then why the fuck do you "not know"?
Rachel: because he's not like you
Wes: don't give me that shit
Wendy being ultra cheesy:
Luckylexy007: he is too sweet
Luckylexy007: i think i just got a cavity
Mike and I being completely random as fuck:
VenuzOmega: well, unless you know how to type and sleep at the same time...
CommiBucket: Still workin' on that one.
VenuzOmega: that'd be quite a pick-up line for the ladies...
CommiBucket: Hehe.
CommiBucket: Fingers work even while I sleep.
THE TIM OWEN SECTION!!!
I spend a lot of time talking with the VPA of Kappa Kappa Psi...and he's really witty. So he has his own section!
"You know, it's pretty sad when Rob has better luck with the ladies than you do."
"I dont think anyone could dream about Adam in black spandex."
being racially correct...I think...
Rachel: but you're from san diego....which means you're white.
Tim: no, im from poway which means im white
Tim: youre from torrance which means your asian....err...wait...:-P
Tim: i mean white
SSquaredOmega: you cant just go around shocking santas balls
